If you answered with “a” to all six questions, immediately
call: Digital, Packard Bell, Micron, Lucent,
...or Dell, Gateway, HP, & IBM.
If you answered with “a” two to five times, you are a
borderline I.T. moron with limited
capability to distinguish between fantasy and reality, seek professional
If you answered any question with “c”, please contact
us immediately to be removed from our database.
If you answered any question with “d”, “e” or “f”, you
are required to stay after work and write out in long hand
“I hope to enter the 21st century”
times or until systems are ungraded.
If you answered “b” to all the questions above, congratulations.
You're an IT genius.