GeoData Systems Management Inc.

Information Technology Intelligence Quotient
As an MIS manager for your organization, 
answer the following multiple choice questions.  You have 5 minutes to complete this test. 
If you fail to answer correctly, you may have even less time left than you think.
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1.  You can only receive personalized service from a huge corporation with thousands of employees all over the country.
   (Please Select)
2.  You always get the best value high-quality  equipment, from companies supporting multi-million dollar TV and magazine advertising campaigns.
   (Please Select)
3.  The best technical support comes from 24-hour telephone organizations, with large numbers of lowly paid non-technical individuals paging through lookup keys of error message reports.
   (Please Select)
4.  Notebook computers and portable equipment are not needed to support personnel at remote locations and management on travel?
   (Please Select)
5.  "Proprietary" is a registered trademark of the MicroSnuft Incorporation in Readman, ID.
   (Please Select)
5 (alt).  Every word in the Webster's New Twentieth Century Dictionary, Unabridged  is a registered trademark.
   (Please Select)
6.  What computer systems or equipment have you budgeted to replace within the next few months?

   (Please Select)


7.  The Millenium Bug (Y2K) date problem did not affect our systems.

   (Please Select)

8.  X-box and PlayStation are business systems.

   (Please Select)
9.  Animated Icons and Flash media software improve business productivity.
   (Please Select)
10.  "Windows" are what you jump out of when your computer system "locks up".
   (Please Select)
Scoring

Scoring

If you answered with a to all six questions, immediately call:  Digital, Packard Bell, Micron, Lucent, ...or Dell, Gateway, HP, & IBM.

If you answered with a two to five times, you are a borderline I.T. moron with limited capability to distinguish between fantasy and reality, seek professional help.

If you answered any question with c, please contact us immediately to be removed from our database.

If you answered any question with d, e or f, you are required to stay after work and write out in long hand 
I hope to enter the 21st century 10,000 times or until systems are ungraded.

If you answered b to all the questions above, congratulations.  You're an IT genius

If an "ITgenius", IT Genius

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